Hey everyone! If you don't know me already, I'm Joanna Angel. I'm a director, a porn star, and the owner of the infamous punk-porn site "BurningAngel.com". This is my new website for all of my super fans, who just can't get enough of me. It's the next best thing to carrying me around in your pocket all day.
Weight: 100 lbs
Birthday: Christmas Day!
Hair Color: Its like reddish, purplish, brownish. An assortment of colors...
Bra Size: 34 C and yes - they are real!
Shoe size: 6
Tattoos: a "BA" that stands for BurningAngel above my right wrist (with a halo over the A and fire behind the B) A Venus flytrap on my lower right arm, a scary lady skull on my right shoulder that says XXX underneath it, a mask on my upper left arm that says "so it goes" underneath it. I also have this little star near my elbow that me and two of my friends all got when we were wasted, and something that was supposed to be a woman's symbol on my left wrist but really looks more like an onk.... the time I got that one, I wasn't really drunk although the tattoo artist was. An angel and devil that covers most my back. The angel is on top reaching her hand out and the devil is crying. I have a diamond on each hip. On the back of my right leg is a heart with a dagger through it and a banner that says "damn this foolish heart" and on the back of my left leg is a slutty looking snow white character with a banner that says "daddy's little princess" around it. PHEW! I can't believe I just wrote all that.
Piercings: 1/2" plugs in my ear. That's it... I used to have more but I took them out.
More about me: Well, for one, I am a total nerd. I love to read, and write... I went to college and graduated with a degree in English. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18 years old and was really shy and introverted most of my life. I sat by myself at lunch throughout most of high-school and got picked on by all the jocks and stuff. Doing porn made me find the woman inside me that was waiting to come out, if that makes any sense at all. I absolutely love directing and starring in my movies. Some of my most popular ones I have made so far are Joanna's Angels, Joanna's Angels 2 (that won 2007 AVN awards for Best Sex Comedy!) and Porny Monster. I write the scripts, and it makes me really happy to know that people actually watch the plot in these movies. I love making people laugh, and I love laughing myself. I think people need to realize how silly sex can be... some people in the porn industry tend to take things too seriously.
Turn Offs: People who stop me on the street to ask me if my tattoos hurt. Guys who write me on MySpace asking how to get into porn. People who are really full of themselves. People who take life really seriously. People who voted for George Bush. People who make fun of other people but never make fun of themselves. Guys who spend more time at the Gym than they do with their girlfriends. People who follow Phish around like it's their job.
Turn Ons: I think that intelligence, and a good sense of humor are the sexiest qualities in anyone. Seriously. I like people who can teach me things that I don't know, or teach me more about the things I do know that I would like to know better. Umm... yeah. OK, I get it... you want to know the dirty stuff about me... don't you! OK well, I like good passionate sex. I like being thrown against the wall and fucked like a little whore- and that has nothing to do with any like.. childhood damages of mine, or how I feel about myself or anything annoying like that.... it just fucking feels good. I like being choked, I like getting my clit rubbed while having anal sex, or any kind of sex for that matter.... and I also really like to cuddle, and I think hugging is more fun than kissing.
Music I listen to: Oh god, I listen to a lot of stuff. My Chemical Romance, the Misfits, NOFX, Minor Threat, Theo and the Skyscrapers, The Sounds, Har Mar Superstar, Arcade Fire, Stellastar, The Knife, The Pixies, Rancid, The Bronx, Refused, Morrissey, Interpol, Pinback, Black Flag, Hot Snakes, David Bowie, MIA, Marilyn Manson, Pantera, Blonde Redhead, Blood Brothers, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Faith No More, Bloc Party, Peaches, The Killers, Iggy and the Stooges, Weezer, Johnny Cash, Motley Crue, Dr.Octagon, Ludacris, Ghostface Killa, er... there's a bunch more. That's just a few to start!